🍷 Schitt’s Creek Drinking Game

Inspired by the iconic Canadian comedy Schitt's Creek, here’s a fun, Dealerhop-flavoured drinking game perfect for binge nights, dealership staff parties, or affiliate celebrations. 🚗🍿

🥂 The Rules

Take 1 Sip When:

• David says “Ew.”
• Moira mispronounces a common word.
• Johnny talks about “Rose Video.”
• Alexis says “Daviddd.”
• Someone mentions the town name “Schitt.”
• Roland makes things awkward.
• Stevie delivers a dry, sarcastic one-liner.
• Moira wears a new outrageous wig.
• Alexis talks about one of her random past adventures.

Take 2 Sips When:

• David and Patrick have a sweet moment.
• Moira refers to herself in the third person.
• Johnny tries to act like a big-shot businessman.
• Someone stays at the Rosebud Motel.
• A town hall meeting turns chaotic.
• Alexis says “Love that journey for me.”

Finish Your Drink When:

• Moira performs (Cabaret counts 🍸).
• There’s a full family heart-to-heart moment.
• The Roses actually act like a normal, loving family.
• David shows unexpected business genius (very Dealerhop energy).

⚠️ Responsible Fun

Always drink responsibly. Swap alcohol for water, pop, or coffee if you’re working the next day closing deals. 😉