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🚐 RV Jokes & One-Liners

1. My RV’s favourite workout? Camping and repetition.
2. I told my RV we’re going on a diet… it said it’s already fully loaded.
3. RV rule #1: If it rattles, it’s normal. If it stops rattling… that’s when you panic.
4. Home is where you park it — preferably somewhere the neighbours don’t see you backing up.
5. Why don’t RVs ever get lost? Because the GPS is too busy recalculating to let you forget.
6. My RV has two speeds: 100% adventure and 100% repair bills.
7. I don’t always parallel park my RV… because I like the buildings standing.
8. RV: The only vehicle where the bathroom is closer than the next gas station.
9. I asked my RV if it wanted to go faster. It said, “Not with this fuel economy.”
10. RV camping is 10% scenery, 90% remembering where you put the leveling blocks.
11. Driving an RV is like steering a cloud — a giant, expensive cloud.
12. My RV runs on dreams, coffee, and whatever’s left on my credit card.
13. An RV is basically a hotel where you’re the bellhop, maid, mechanic, and driver.
14. If you think RV life is relaxing, you’ve never tried backing one into a campsite.
15. I don’t snore — I just start my RV’s generator at night.
16. RV motto: “We travel not to escape life… but to plug into full hookups.”
17. Nothing tests a relationship like trying to guide your partner into a campsite.
18. My RV has taught me patience, gratitude, and how to fix plumbing at 2am.
19. RV owners don’t get old — they just get more slide-outs.
20. My favourite RV feature? All of them… until something breaks.
21. You don’t need therapy if you own an RV. You need tools.
22. RV camping: Because it’s fun to bring your entire house to the wilderness.
23. My RV isn’t leaking — it’s crying from all the miles we’ve shared.
24. Why do RVers love campfires? It hides the smell of the generator.
25. If the RV is rocking, relax — it’s probably just the wind.
26. I asked my RV what its spirit animal is. It said, “A sloth.”
27. Adventure begins where the pavement ends — and the warranty expires.
28. I don’t need directions. I need a bigger turnaround spot.
29. My RV may not go fast, but at least it drinks fuel quickly.
30. RVers don’t get lost — we take “extended scenic routes.”
31. Travel light? Absolutely not — this is an RV.
32. Leveling an RV is like yoga: breathe, stretch, and try not to swear.
33. My RV’s check engine light is just its way of saying hello.
34. RV tip: Always leave the campsite better than you found it… including your sanity.
35. RV living: where you can see the world one repair shop at a time.
36. My RV has more storage compartments than I have things to lose in them.
37. Why did the RV go to therapy? It had too many emotional baggage compartments.
38. RV suspension: holds strong until you hit one Canadian pothole.
39. Fuel station math: RV tank ÷ price per litre = heartbreak.
40. If RVing was easy, everyone would do it — and campsites would be even harder to book.

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