19 Subaru Jokes

Subaru One-Liners:

"What’s the difference between a Subaru and a best friend? Nothing – they’ll both get you through anything."

"I bought a Subaru because they told me it could climb mountains. Now I’m just waiting for a mountain to show up in the city."

"Subaru drivers don’t need a GPS – the car just intuitively knows where the trail is."

"They say ‘love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru’… but my wallet feels no love after that last repair bill!"

"Why did the Subaru join the dating app? It heard the roads were looking for commitment."

Subaru Puns:

"When you buy a Subaru, you’re not just buying a car – you’re buying a subarunity."

"Subaru: the car that’s always down to get dirty but keeps its reputation squeaky clean."

"I got stuck behind a Subaru today… in the carwash. Even the mud didn’t want to let go."

"If you can’t outrun it, outlast it – that’s the Subaru motto."

"What do you call a Subaru that’s gone off-road? Normal."

Subaru Jokes:

Why do Subaru drivers love their cars so much?
Because it’s the only car where the check engine light feels like a friendly reminder instead of a threat.

Why don’t Subaru owners fear bad weather?
Because the worse it gets, the better their car performs.

What do you call a Subaru in a drag race?
A turbo-charged tortoise.

Why do Subaru drivers always pack a camping tent?
Just in case the road gets boring.

Why did the Subaru refuse to race the Lamborghini?
It said, "Let’s take this to the trails, then we’ll talk."

Lighthearted Observations:

"Driving a Subaru is like being in a secret club – except the club meetings are just random waves on the highway."

"Subaru drivers have the cleanest engines but the dirtiest cars. Nature balance, I guess."

"Every Subaru ad shows it on a mountain – but most Subarus I see are just on a Starbucks run."

"Subarus are like golden retrievers – loyal, adventurous, and somehow always covered in mud."