100 Jokes about Toyota

1. Why do Toyotas never get lost? They always follow the car-ma.
2. My Toyota’s so old, it’s more rust than car—but it still runs!
3. What’s a Toyota’s favorite music genre? Rock-and-roll.
4. I tried to race my Toyota, but it didn't start. I guess it was too Tired.
5. How do you make a Toyota disappear? Just leave it in a big parking lot.
6. My Toyota is so reliable, it could double as a Swiss watch.
7. What’s a Toyota’s favorite dessert? Caramel.
8. Why did the Toyota cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
9. What do you call a Toyota that’s good at math? A Calculator.
10. I named my Toyota "The Beast." It's because it's always "Beast-ing" the gas mileage.
11. What's the difference between a Toyota and a dog? A Toyota doesn't bark when you try to get in.
12. My Toyota's air conditioning is so cold, I call it the "Ice-yota."
13. Why do Toyotas make great teammates? They always go the extra mile.
14. I bought a new Toyota. Now I never need to walk to the gym again!
15. What do you call a Toyota at the bottom of the sea? A good start.
16. My Toyota’s so reliable, it practically runs on goodwill and sunshine.
17. Why did the scarecrow buy a Toyota? Because it was outstanding in its field.
18. What’s a Toyota’s favorite type of joke? A car-toon.
19. My Toyota's brakes are so good, they could stop a freight train!
20. Why did the Toyota driver get a promotion? He always delivered on time.
21. My Toyota’s so fast, it could give The Flash a run for his money.
22. What do you call a Toyota that sings? A Car-aoke.
23. How does a Toyota driver stay in shape? By taking it for a spin.
24. My Toyota is like a loyal dog. It never leaves my side and always gets me home.
25. Why do Toyotas never need repairs? They were built with a wrench of genius.
26. I told my Toyota a joke. It laughed so hard it honked!
27. What do you call a luxury Toyota? A Lexus.
28. Why do Toyotas never get tired? Because they run on Energizer batteries.
29. How do you know a Toyota loves you? It never lets you down.
30. What’s a Toyota’s favorite movie? "Fast and Furious."
31. Why do Toyotas never play hide and seek? Because they always get found.
32. My Toyota's fuel efficiency is so good, it runs on yesterday’s fumes.
33. What’s a Toyota’s favorite snack? Road chips.
34. Why did the Toyota go to school? To become a scholar-car.
35. My Toyota’s so strong, it could tow an elephant uphill.
36. Why do Toyotas make great gifts? They keep on giving.
37. What do you call a Toyota that tells jokes? A Comedian.
38. Why don’t Toyotas ever get speeding tickets? They always stay within the lines.
39. My Toyota’s so cool, it has its own fan club.
40. What do you get when you cross a Toyota and a computer? A car that never crashes.
41. Why did the Toyota go to the party? To show off its new transmission.
42. My Toyota’s so smooth, it could double as a jazz musician.
43. Why do Toyotas love puzzles? They always fit the pieces together.
44. What do you call a Toyota that loves to travel? An adventurer.
45. My Toyota is so efficient, it makes a Prius jealous.
46. Why did the Toyota become a singer? It had perfect pitch.
47. My Toyota’s so dependable, I trust it with my secrets.
48. What do you call a Toyota that likes to surf? A wave-rider.
49. Why do Toyotas make great friends? They’re always there for you.
50. My Toyota’s so clean, you could eat off its hood.
51. What do you get if you cross a Toyota with a plane? A flying start.
52. Why did the Toyota go to the beach? To soak up some rays.
53. My Toyota’s so stylish, it could be a fashion icon.
54. What do you call a Toyota with a sunroof? A convertible-wanna-be.
55. Why did the Toyota cross the country? To see if it could beat its mileage record.
56. My Toyota’s so fast, it leaves other cars in the dust.
57. What do you call a Toyota in space? A star cruiser.
58. Why do Toyotas never go out of style? They’re classics.
59. My Toyota’s so sturdy, it could survive a hurricane.
60. What do you call a Toyota that loves books? A bibliophile.
61. Why did the Toyota go to the concert? To listen to some car-tunes.
62. My Toyota’s so efficient, it practically makes its own gas.
63. What do you call a Toyota with a great personality? A charmer.
64. Why do Toyotas make great pets? They’re loyal and never need feeding.
65. My Toyota’s so bright, it outshines the sun.
66. What do you get if you cross a Toyota with a rocket? A speedy delivery.
67. Why did the Toyota go to the doctor? It had a case of the squeaks.
68. My Toyota’s so comfortable, it’s like driving a couch.
69. What do you call a Toyota that loves to garden? A green machine.
70. Why do Toyotas never complain? They’re built to last.
71. My Toyota’s so smart, it could teach a class.
72. What do you call a Toyota that loves to dance? A groover.
73. Why did the Toyota become a chef? It knew how to cook up a storm.
74. My Toyota’s so tough, it could climb Mount Everest.
75. What do you call a Toyota that tells scary stories? A fright-mobile.
76. Why do Toyotas always win races? They’ve got the drive.
77. My Toyota’s so reliable, I named it "Old Faithful."
78. What do you call a Toyota that loves to paint? An artist.
79. Why did the Toyota go to the spa? To get a tune-up.
80. My Toyota’s so cool, it makes ice cream jealous.
81. What do you call a Toyota with lots of friends? Popular.
82. Why do Toyotas make great leaders? They’re always in front.
83. My Toyota’s so stylish, it belongs on the runway.
84. What do you call a Toyota that loves to write? An author.
85. Why did the Toyota go to the gym? To get a little muscle.
86. My Toyota’s so eco-friendly, it hugs trees.
87. What do you call a Toyota that loves sports? An athlete.
88. Why do Toyotas make great comedians? They always deliver the punchline.
89. My Toyota’s so dependable, it should be in the dictionary under "reliable."
90. What do you call a Toyota that loves to swim? A fish-car.
91. Why did the Toyota go to the library? To check out some new roads.
92. My Toyota’s so fast, it makes cheetahs look slow.
93. What do you call a Toyota that loves to sing? A crooner.
94. Why do Toyotas never get lost? They always know the way home.
95. My Toyota’s so tough, it could handle anything.
96. What do you call a Toyota that loves to cook? A gourmet chef.
97. Why did the Toyota go to the museum? To check out some new models.
98. My Toyota’s so smooth, it glides on air.
99. What do you call a Toyota that loves puzzles? A brainiac.
100. Why do Toyotas make great partners? They always have your back.