105 Jokes about Honda

1. Why did the Honda go to therapy? It had too many issues.
2. What’s a Honda’s favorite type of music? Car-aoke!
3. Why don't Hondas get lost? Because they always find their Civic duty.
4. How does a Honda make a phone call? It uses its cell phone battery.
5. Why do Hondas make terrible stand-up comedians? Their jokes are too driven.
6. What did the Honda say to the gas station? “Fill ‘er up!”
7. Why was the Honda always calm? Because it had a Civic mind.
8. How do you compliment a Honda? Tell it, “You’re in Accord with my taste.”
9. Why don’t Hondas play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a Pilot.
10. What do you call a Honda on a camping trip? A mobile home.
11. Why was the Honda Fit at the gym? It wanted to stay in shape.
12. How do Hondas apologize? They say, “I’m really Accord-ial.”
13. What did the Honda say when it won the race? “Civic victory!”
14. Why did the Honda go to school? To get a little more education.
15. Why do Honda owners never get lost? They always have a Civic sense of direction.
16. What do you call a Honda that tells jokes? A pun-der Civic.
17. Why was the Honda jealous of the Ferrari? It was always revving its engines.
18. How does a Honda ask for help? It says, “I could use a jumpstart.”
19. What did the Honda say to the mechanic? “I brake for good service.”
20. Why do Hondas love the city? They’re big fans of the Civic center.
21. Why do Hondas make great chefs? They’re always cooking up good mileage.
22. Why did the Honda get a ticket? For exceeding its mileage limit.
23. What do you call a group of Hondas? A traffic jam.
24. Why did the Honda break up with the motorcycle? It couldn’t handle the ride.
25. What’s a Honda’s favorite movie genre? Car-toons!
26. Why was the Honda Accord so smart? It always made wise decisions.
27. What did the Honda say at the traffic light? “I’m ready to Civic-ize the moment.”
28. Why did the Honda go to the beach? To get a little sun on its dashboard.
29. What’s a Honda’s favorite game? Car-ads!
30. Why do Hondas always look new? Because they never Civic-wear out.
31. How does a Honda save money? It clips car coupons.
32. Why don’t Hondas get tired? They’re always re-tire-ing.
33. What’s a Honda’s favorite animal? A car-ibou.
34. Why did the Honda visit the doctor? It had a little engine problem.
35. What’s a Honda’s favorite flower? The car-nation.
36. Why are Hondas so humble? Because they never boast about their mileage.
37. What do you call a Honda with a flat tire? A Civic down.
38. Why did the Honda go to the art gallery? To see some car-t.
39. What’s a Honda’s favorite holiday? Car-Christmas.
40. Why do Hondas love puzzles? They’re always looking for the right fit.
41. What’s a Honda’s favorite candy? Car-amels.
42. Why did the Honda go to the party? It wanted to Civic-engage with friends.
43. What’s a Honda’s favorite type of weather? Mild, with a chance of car-showers.
44. Why do Hondas make good friends? They’re always there in times of Accord.
45. What did the Honda say to the mountain? “I’m ready to Pilot this climb.”
46. What’s a Honda’s favorite sport? Car racing.
47. Why was the Honda always calm during traffic? It knew how to keep its cool.
48. What’s a Honda’s favorite drink? Car-bonated soda.
49. Why do Hondas have great relationships? They always understand each other.
50. What did the Honda say to the bike? “Let’s go for a ride.”
51. Why don’t Hondas get sunburned? They always have a sunroof.
52. What’s a Honda’s favorite fruit? Car-ambola.
53. Why did the Honda go to the dance? To Civic the night away.
54. How do Hondas make decisions? They follow their Civic sense.
55. Why was the Honda always on time? Because it hated being Accord-ingly late.
56. What do you call a Honda in the snow? A Civic snow-plow.
57. Why do Hondas love to travel? They’re always ready for a road trip.
58. What’s a Honda’s favorite vegetable? Car-rots.
59. Why did the Honda get a job? To earn a little extra mileage.
60. What did the Honda say to the hybrid? “You’re so Eco-friendly!”
61. Why was the Honda so good at math? It could always calculate the best route.
62. What’s a Honda’s favorite dessert? Car-amel pudding.
63. Why do Hondas never argue? They prefer to keep things Accord-ial.
64. What did the Honda say to the electric car? “You’re so recharging.”
65. Why do Hondas love spring? Because it’s the perfect time for a tune-up.
66. What’s a Honda’s favorite color? Car-mine red.
67. Why do Hondas make great detectives? They always find the Civic clues.
68. What did the Honda say to the SUV? “You’re so spacious!”
69. Why do Hondas love libraries? They’re full of Civic knowledge.
70. What’s a Honda’s favorite snack? Car-amel popcorn.
71. Why was the Honda always polite? It had great Civic manners.
72. What did the Honda say to the truck? “You’re such a hauler.”
73. Why do Hondas love music? They’re always in tune.
74. What’s a Honda’s favorite hobby? Car-pentry.
75. Why was the Honda so stylish? It always looked Accord-ing to fashion.
76. What did the Honda say to the mechanic? “You’re my Civic hero.”
77. Why do Hondas make great teachers? They always go the extra mile.
78. What’s a Honda’s favorite fruit? Car-mel apple.
79. Why do Hondas love the internet? They’re always surfing the web.
80. What did the Honda say to the sports car? “You’re so fast!”
81. Why was the Honda always clean? It loved to keep things Civic.
82. What’s a Honda’s favorite plant? Car-nation.
83. Why do Hondas love puzzles? They enjoy putting things together.
84. What did the Honda say to the minivan? “You’re so family-friendly.”
85. Why do Hondas never get lost? They always have a Civic sense of direction.
86. What’s a Honda’s favorite type of movie? Car-toons!
87. Why do Hondas make great friends? They’re always there for you.
88. What did the Honda say to the convertible? “You’re so breezy.”
89. Why was the Honda always calm? It knew how to keep its cool.
90. What’s a Honda’s favorite ice cream? Car-amel swirl.
91. Why do Hondas love nature? They enjoy Civic-walking.
92. What did the Honda say to the station wagon? “You’re so practical.”
93. Why do Hondas love the ocean? They’re always ready for a Civic cruise.
94. What’s a Honda’s favorite game? Car-d games.
95. Why was the Honda so confident? It had great Civic pride.
96. What did the Honda say to the electric car? “You’re so charged up.”
97. Why do Hondas love holidays? They get to go on Civic adventures.
98. What’s a Honda’s favorite TV show? Car-toons!
99. Why do Hondas make great listeners? They’re always tuned in.
100. What did the Honda say to the luxury car? “You’re so classy.”
101. Why do Hondas never get tired? They’re always re-tire-ing.
102. What’s a Honda’s favorite song? “Car-aoke classics.”
103. Why do Hondas make great leaders? They’re always in Accord.
104. What did the Honda say to the hybrid? “You’re so Eco-friendly!”
105. Why do Hondas love the city? They enjoy the Civic life.